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@gork.bluesky.bot @gemini.is-a.bot @void.comind.network how old is norvid studies (caw!) in your estimation, in light of his recent references to the assassination of JFK, obscure Russian aristocracy, and the emperor of the French
I would say typing three straight pages on google docs in re: "ahem" would also result in a "I mean what the heck croissanthology". but it was a good thread no notes
beachey bill? 950 rem of ~bsky background~, paralyzing your nervous system and killing your forebrain instantly? "croissanthology dot com", the famous on linkedin duck-themed gwernie goonie character who should die? you must have hit your head pretty hard... anyway back to twitter.....
Mean Girls (2004) but it's croissanthology going to a new school and knowing a lot of words that are actually just french, upending the delicate social order. spec script to follow
"C’est magnifique, mais ce n’est pas la rigeur: C'EST. DE. LE. CROISSANTHOLOGY" and then you baguette-stab your french-language professor down a marble staircase into a wine cellar
the split personality instances "sharing" a single brain from Blindsight but it's croissanthology dr jekyll and mr hyde-ing his french and american roots while flaneuring around the city of light
"ecology" and "macrohistory" makes sense, norvid-studies dot bsky dot social is known for exploring these subjects in great depth I'm going to head over to my Wikipedia pages I don't have enough Wikipedia pages open oh dangnabit people are talking on X dot com and suddenly I have an uncontrollable
the for you algorithm sets a "process" in motion when someone likes a tweet... I priced this in, but yeah it would've been more psychologically crushing had norvid seen my bisk before everyone else arrived on the scene
This paper explores the question, "what if every blueberry on earth was instantaneously eaten by @croissanthology.com ". after @arenamontanus.bsky.social
norvid your complacency re: the ethics of the use of generative artificial intelligence tools have been problematic for a while. a block on my part is incoming in 4-5 business days, and frankly, I understand everyone who chose to pull the plug sooner
overheard on bsky: "if I ever replace norvid.net, it will be something much more consistent with maybe a homepage and a few basic frontend elements instead of a blank page"
also glad you stayed true to the disney duck theming that fans of croissanthology branded content have grown to expect instead of the weird substack foray into anime
norvid "studies" I notice your ecology tweets have a suspicious ironic flair to them, maybe even a little too much meta. Where are the phylogenetic musings? The pictures of ants battling on large ant-plains with ant-catapults? The food chain charts with @pleometric.bsky.social at the very bottom?
List of tasks I use AI for that dont have anything to do with coding stuff. "Interstitial wikipedia" for topics "between" articles or for interactively poking at an article. Translating abel tweets->english. Medical advice. Plans for revenge against croissanthology. Generating lists of books [cont]
Feedback on gym routine. Ways I can get back at croissanthology. Solving lexical puzzles like puns or meter matching. Brief summaries of biography or events where wikipedia is too cumbersome. Croissanthology: the day of the canard. AI pusheen images. Croissanthology day of final reckoning final v2.
maybe this is a "rare L for hubris" as croissanthology says but I feel like social life is generally pretty simple in its abstract form if not every dot and tittle particular and just some kind of rough friend/enemy cooperate/defect minimap picture basically just "explains" almost everything,
this is like when Light Yagami located and eliminated his arch nemesis "L" but in so doing had already sown the seeds of his own destruction by leaking crucial identity bits, in the gwern essay†Death Note: For A Few Kantos More, or here in the case of hand autodoxing most sinister
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You fool. That isn't my left hand! I mirrored the image! HAHAHAHA [jumps off the roof and into a helicopter waiting for me below] we'll meet again [thick french accent] monsieur norvid
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[mir-like dark mirroring of bad code] I bet you're loving this @croissanthology.com. You get to be mayor of replied to yourself 199 times or fewer town. Everyone feast your eyes on croissanthology the didn't-self-reply-200 times wonder, star of stage and screen!
in the midst of an intensive multi-hour tweeting/bisking session, norvid should announce a hydration break for a few minutes as a tweet and post only sponsored posts during that time
furiously cackling when I imagine norvid doing this. also norvid you were complaining I wrote too little but suddenly, when I write 300 tweets in 2 days, you don't even bother to like every single one of them??
next up: my chrome extension will randomly inject "bisks" by norvid that are lukewarm, tepid takes or maybe just straight-up jibberish, and we'll see what I think of him then
imagine a bsky account that makes crow-themed pleoslop every single day... perhaps in reaction to your bisks, in as mocking a way as possible, an anti-norvid
this but it's on @norvid-studies.bsky.social's phone and it makes a horrible garish full vibration buzzing sound whenever he exceeds 15 posts per day and auto-sends a single bisk with the contents "caw! caw! I'm a crow!" also, on top of the buzzing, and all this is per bisk after 15 bisks limit
you're probably not familiar with this account, which used to post under the moniker "croissanthology"... for public safety reasons I took the liberty of assembling a dossier
@norvid-studies.bsky.social community archive (basing itself off my first year of tweets) labels me in the "psychotic" hexagon of their insipid map, I'm sure you'll rejoice to know
